sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary:

willyumbeckett:

one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on the blackboard so she tried to erase the drawing and the cat went away and all that was left was a penis and we all cried laughing and she just sighed and said “its so small”

that is a beautiful story

(via punkmonksteven)

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11 months ago
-moonshine-:

awesomephilia:

My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this (via)


IM NOT EVEN MAKING HUMAN NOISES RIGHT NOW

-moonshine-:

awesomephilia:

My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this (via)

IM NOT EVEN MAKING HUMAN NOISES RIGHT NOW

(Source: dutchster, via hailsyeahhh)

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Posted
11 months ago

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

image

And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

image

nope!

image

ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

(via guceubcuesu)

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Posted
11 months ago
unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

(via chickenyouout)

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Posted
11 months ago
thighliberator:

thighliberator:

thighliberator:

stevetheminion:

thighliberator:

These guys were just playing monopoly at our homecoming dance wtf

I want to know these people

I approached them at some point and asked what they were doing and one of the dudes just turned to me and said ‘MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN NOW PLEASE I AM CONCENTRATING’


I swear to fucking god if this gets over 1,000 notes

You are all dead to me

thighliberator:

thighliberator:

thighliberator:

stevetheminion:

thighliberator:

These guys were just playing monopoly at our homecoming dance wtf

I want to know these people

I approached them at some point and asked what they were doing and one of the dudes just turned to me and said ‘MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN NOW PLEASE I AM CONCENTRATING’

I swear to fucking god if this gets over 1,000 notes

You are all dead to me

(Source: makaramaraques, via twerknugget)

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Posted
11 months ago
wtfmanga:

Colds in Japan are some serious shit

wtfmanga:

Colds in Japan are some serious shit

(via laughingnancy)

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11 months ago